Canadian Cannabis Confusion

published on 03 September 2022

If a wolf turned into a bear
No one would care
If a man turned into a can
Everyone would do a headstand
Just to stare

Something that’s amazing
Can be overlooked
Just to mock the man
Who could have wrote a book
Words fail to convey
A message to humankind

So we walk a tightrope of hope
Backwards to hit the rewind
Mothers rewind mobiles
Hanging from cribs
While others are still
Trying to be kind
Stuck in the 80s rewind

Where offensive turds
Eat cheese and curds
Saying sorry
To avoid the glory
That’s the Canadians
We have become
Offended by a word
And every single one

Holding onto hashtags
Instead of real friends, eh
Easier to be cruel to Natives
Putting them on display, k
Might as well be Americans
Make silly comparisons
Put away our rifles
To strap on an AK
To smoke legal weed today

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